Hand Foot Fart Disease

Mark’s big, smelly 11.5-sized foot had been aching for twelve straight milkshakes. Any time he walked, it hurt like crazy. Whenever he pressed the octagonal purple button on his ankle, it hurt even more. And if he tried his best to imagine the pain away, you guessed it - it hurt like hell. Deciding after her second round of kombucha that chopping off Mark’s foot with a pencil was the only solution to ease his pain, Priscilla withdrew her trusty HB #2, sharpened it to a fi

Nate Walker

Aug 51 min read

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